​“WE MADE IT HAPPEN SIR”

​Members of Atlanta’s Little Rock Missionary Church Of God walked out of service last night when their pastor Mr. William Terry Longstroke II brought it to their attention that his husband of one month Mrs. Donte Terry was 3 months pregnant with what he claim to be a blessing. Long time member Fred Johnson had to be rushed to the hospital after hearing the news, the last words you could hear being said where, he was just at the urinal.
​Pastor William Terry said he will not let his church member nor the devil stop his blessing from coming true and that him and Mrs.Terry will not tolerate any haters in the church. Over 98 members left the church and said they were not coming back until Mrs.Terry took a shit… because he definitely isn’t having a baby.

Everyone who struggles to get rid of their swollen belly Fat seeks all possible ways to reduce it.
The best and easiest way to achieve this is with this Recipe called "Sassy Water"!
This recipe transforms ordinary water into a powerful belly fat burner! It also improves & strengthens your overall health. Sassy Water improves digestion, balances your equilibrium, and has almost 0 calories.
There is also a diet called the “Flat Belly Diet” invented by Cynthia Sass and is based on water consumption to produce weight loss. Even if you drink 8 glasses of water a day, you must still consider water retention and electrolyte balance.
Here is the complete recipe:
Ingredients:

• 2 liters of water
• 1 teaspoon grated ginger (fresh)
• 1 medium sized lemon, thinly sliced into rounds
• 1 medium cucumber, peeled and thinly sliced into rounds
• 12 small mint leaves

Preparation:
Mix all ingredients in a large pitcher and let sit overnight in the refrigerator. Drink 4-5 glasses throughout the day.
You can start drinking the solution in the morning before breakfast for better and faster results. You will feel like you’ve lost 1 pound after the first two hours.
Nutritionists say that regular consumption of this water, along with moderate physical activity, can melt belly fat and helps alleviate a swollen belly.

[NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PREGNANT WOMEN AND NURSING MOTHERS, OR FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE STOMACH PROBLEMS OR ARE ALLERGIC TO ANY OF THE INGREDIENTS LISTED!]

​So I'm scrolling my timeline and I see that one of my good friends Lil Troy was killed!
My heart instantly burst out of my chest, so I go to his page and find out it was a Media mistake and infact it was his cousin Lil Will that Died! RIP Lil Will!

Sad News Regardless, but the Point I'm trying to make is, you never know when you may lose someone, so it won't hurt to reach out to people and just say hey!

​Lil Troy sorry for your Loss, I'm bout to call you just to hear your voice because My Heart is still hanging out of my chest just knowing I could have lost a close friend just like that and had many chances to call you every now & then to check on ya.

​So sad, 15 year old Zaevion Dobson killed shielding 3 girls from bullets!  This young man is a True Hero! May God bless his soul! R.I.P

We have to stop killing each other, this child had dreams & a promising future only to have his dreams & innocent life taken away from him over Stupid crimes!

A candlelight vigil was held Friday evening. Dozens came out to celebrate the teenager's life, some placing candles in the shape of the number 24, his jersey number.
Dobson's brother Zach shared the last moments he had with his brother after the shooting. "I found him on the porch and I picked him up and he was laying in my hands dead," he told WATE.
Friend Jaylin Posey said Dobson's actions were heroic. "It was good to know he was willing to protect others, but then it was sad he had to give up his own life for it," he said.
The girls were not injured, according to Knoxville police. One of the suspects died from a gunshot wound late that evening, although not all the details are clear. Two others were arrested; the investigation is still ongoing.
There were three overnight shootings in Knoxville the evening of Dobson's death. They may have been connected, according to police.
Two girls spoke to CNN affiliate WVLT about the shooting. "If it wasn't for Zaevion, if he would have just ran off the porch, we would have probably been shot," Kiara Rucker said.
Faith Gordon said by the time the shooting was over she told the teen he could get up, but he didn't. "So I just went upstairs, and by the time I came back to make sure everything was real, (I saw) he was shot in the head," Gordon said.
Dobson's brother said it was the teenager's dream to be a football player or a coach.
A GoFundMe page has been set up to help the family lay the teenager to rest.
https://www.gofundme.com/longlivezae

It's a common thing to Fart in front of each other, infact some may even laugh & Giggle!

Hot Morning Breath is so Bearable that couples kiss passionately though it!

Don't feel the need to have to shave like they use to.

No more closed doors especially the bathroom, Walk in like nothing's happening while someone's peeing.

Pooping around each other is not a concern. (Infact I know some people that have sex while pooping)

Not only taking baths together, having sex in the tub, but Peeing in the shower together is now ok.

​Sickness doesn't stop you from kissing (unless it's a life-threatening disease... but who really knows?)

Pimple Spotting & Popping is the New Sport!

​Weight gain ain't a big deal. In fact, it's even discussed!

And despite all that gross stuff, you still do find your Bae awesome & sexy as hell!

Things like Farting, Kissing with Morning Breath, Peeing & Pooping with the door open is normal now! Then that's Officially Bae! I don't see the need to cheat & be secretive with that person!


​So what are your thoughts & Comments on this?